Beware of Negatives
Start with a negative at your peril! You may be writing something you didn't mean at all.
Look at this sentence:
I didn’t pay her a compliment because she is my sister.
Does this mean that you didn’t pay a compliment to your sister, or that you did pay her a compliment but for a reason other than your relationship with her?
Misunderstandings of this kind are common when sentences begin with a negative statement. This thought provoking one is attributed to a writer and comedian called Alan Whitney Brown.
I am not a vegetarian because ... (you are probably expecting something about it being natural to eat animals or that you would miss a juicy steak too much). In fact you get this elegant reversal:
I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants.
Beware of negatives – or enjoy their possibilities – but whatever you do, make sure your meaning is clear when you need it to be.
Comments
This is allied with those sentences that start back to front eg Use the fire escape in case of fire.
By Gillian Bond on 2010 04 14